let me play you the song of my people

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
04/03/2018 at 09:32 • Filed to: RuqSaq

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*pfffffthhhhhhhbbbbb*

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in preparation of spending more time in the engine bay, I removed accumulated detritus. It is sad that the engine bay was cleaner than the inside of the car

do you see it? do you see the one aluminium engine mount that was used to help keep weight down on the VX so it can get it’s 40+ mpg?

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and a dyno run for emissions. I’ve NEVER seen a faster test. He was literally just getting the rollers running, hadnt even got up to speed when the computer said “complete due to fast pass criteria”.

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then, relaxing with an ice cold milk. which fits PERFECTLY in the oragami cupholders. but, as one would expect, the cupholders feel as week as they look; like folded paper

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see that aftermarket head unit? well I did previously say that my cars only real “feature” was a dome light, so was I lying when I didnt mention that bad ass cd playin beast? no... because it has been randomly selecting which speakers play sound after each and ever bump in the road. so, not a feature.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 09:42

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If it’s not a feature then it’s a bug.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > CalzoneGolem
04/03/2018 at 09:45

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its certainly bugging me, thats for sure. and I need my radio to cover up the farting exhaust.

but its all perhaps moot, as the radio’s antenna has snapped off so my selection is only the highest powered radio stations in town, which are high powered through ad sales mostly.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 09:49

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I’d start with the wires directly behind the head unit.


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 09:53

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A tube of JB Weld, a coke can and some snips and no mo’ farts.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 10:04

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A Honda with exhaust leaks. Naaaaaaaaaah, what? Never


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > MonkeePuzzle
04/03/2018 at 10:08

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Look at that itty-bitty little radiator, it’s adorable!


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > CalzoneGolem
04/03/2018 at 10:37

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this was my goal last night, but it’s an older unit and requires some fancy thin keys either side to get the unit out, which I was unable to easily replicate. Might stop by an car audio store today and see if they can just slip it out, surely they have a vast collection of such custom tools.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
04/03/2018 at 11:32

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Its a radiator for ants


Kinja'd!!! ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > MonkeePuzzle
04/04/2018 at 09:00

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an FM transmitter for your phone would be the best way to play music then. No need to worru about FM stations over-powering your local transmitter. Ask me how I know...


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback
04/04/2018 at 09:18

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tbis is an excellent point. and i think i have one sitting around in a drawer somewhere too